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Time Capsule
Posted by dead fish plate in Uncategorized on May 9th, 2009
According to Ham, the eyes of time will be the true judge of Alex Rodriguez, and in 20 years it will be judged whether his acquisition was a dumb move or not:
A-Rod said all the right things about focusing on baseball and wanting to win. But we’re heard that all before. His words were great, but his actions will tell the ultimate story. In 20 years, will the acquisition of A-Rod be looked upon as a smart move or a dumb one? Only time will tell.
Well, let’s go to the lab and see what we can deduct:
2 MVP Awards
209 Home Runs (and counting)
619 RBI
153 OPS+
I don’t think anyone that knows anything about baseball is going to argue that getting Alex Rodriguez to play baseball for the Yankees was a bad move, Abe.
Ham's LoHud co-workers gasp as his daily rations are "acquired".
Introduction, and Indictment
Posted by EggFooYoung in Introductions on May 1st, 2009
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Have a seat, won’t you? Thank you.
We’re here to discuss a man. Peter Abraham. Any internet-savvy Yankees fan knows him and knows his work for the Journal News, a newspaper serving New York’s counties. This wouldn’t be so bad, you’d think, a local hack writer with a limited audience of busy commuters who consign his fetid scribblings to the bottom of so many receptacles on the lower concourse of Grand Central Terminal by 9AM? But no, he happens to have a blog connected to his work, one which gives him a fairly large audience on which to perpetrate his indolent ramblings.
But don’t think we’re here strictly to heap unwarranted abuse on the man. We’re very much fans of a lot of his work. Pete provides the everyman-level access to the Yankees that is missing from so much of the media, be it his anecdotes from inside the clubhouse, to funny stories about connected personalities and other behind-the-scenes goodies you simply wouldn’t find in any other media outlet.
Our goal here is simply to trim the fat, and convince Mr. Abraham that he continue the good aspects of his work while ridding himself of certain behaviors. His grudges against particular players or management tend to cloud his judgment. His lack of actual reporting leaves him overdependent on other beat reporters, or on Brian Cashman’s cell phone number, which leads him to compensate by spouting bile. The upshot is that the intelligent Yankees fan is left screaming incoherently at their monitor or treating a pounding headache.
In the coming weeks we’ll be documenting this behavior with his own words, new and old. We’re always open to suggestion, so please feel free to either commiserate with us in the comments or to suggest new avenues of criticism.
Remember, we’re here to help with the healing. The first step is to admit you have a problem.


