Nah … Too Easy


For some reason, this sign is currently hanging above the entrance of the Yankee Stadium Metro-North station:

pumpuptheham

Caption contest in the comments.

  1. #1 by Teresa at June 4th, 2009

    That picture is hilarious.

  2. #2 by A Nice Brisket at June 4th, 2009

    Technotronic then followed up that smash hit with “Get Up! (Before the Meal is Over?) and “Rockin’ Over the Meat”.

  3. #3 by Mr. Perfect at June 5th, 2009

    This is easily the worst “blog” I have ever seen. I can’t believe you’d make fun of a man because of his weight. At least try to be funny, none of this is funny.

  4. #4 by Mr. Slim at June 5th, 2009

    Mr. Perfect sounds like a fatty

  5. #5 by Mr. Perfect at June 5th, 2009

    I know for a fact that pORK fRIED rIBS is like 250 pounds of fatty canadian bacon.

  6. #6 by Quaid at June 5th, 2009

    “Peter Abraham agrees to be a float in Macy’s Day Parade Extravaganza. Organizers ask who Peter Abraham is.”

  7. #7 by Pork Flu Ribs at June 5th, 2009

    Way to use caps lock, Mr Fatty.

  8. #8 by Moussaka at June 5th, 2009

    I, for one, am very excited about Mr Perfect coming back from the dead to post on the blog.

  9. #9 by Pork Flu Ribs at June 5th, 2009

    I’m just impressed they let him out of the mail room.

  10. #10 by Jimmy Smits at June 6th, 2009

    Hey Pork Flu Ribs, why the attack on Pete?

  11. #11 by Pork Flu Ribs at June 6th, 2009

    Please see our About:

    http://thebuffetisclosed.com/about/

  12. #12 by Jimmy Smits at June 6th, 2009

    Sorry about being ignorant….got it now!! Good Job by the way…

  13. #13 by Mr. Perfect at June 7th, 2009

    Why would Mr. Perfect work in the mail room Rich? Did Adam tell you that after he was done plowing your anus?

  14. #14 by Mr. Perfect at June 7th, 2009

    Actually Mr. Perfect works in a chinese sweat shop making pork fried ribs. Oh how my life sucks.

  15. #15 by penisbutt at June 8th, 2009

    Wait…do you work in a mailroom? Or do you deliver the mail? I don’t get it. What does this have to do with pumping up the ham?

  16. #16 by Pork Flu Ribs at June 8th, 2009

    Mr. Perfect here works in a mailroom — a huge demotion for him — and is kind of raw about it. So he takes his angst out on us.

  17. #17 by Mr. Perfect at June 8th, 2009

    How can I work in a Mailroom when I’m dead? Dead people don’t get mail moron.

  18. #18 by penisbutt at June 9th, 2009

    I don’t get it.

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