UPDATE, 11:15 p.m.: In what should be his final appearance as a Yankee, Angel Berroa is pinch running for Matsui.

I heard he’s on the juice anyway. Prune juice.

(I didn’t come up with that, somebody else in the press box did. But I will not divulge who.)

No. No one else in the press box came up with that. You are the only one propagating this stupid joke. It has never been funny, and it’s never made any sense. Angel Berroa looks exactly 31 years old.

You may think he looks like Uncle Remus from Disney’s foray into minstrelsy, Songs of the South, but we’ll say this again: growing up in Boston should not be an excuse for racism anymore.

Maybe Gannet Media should furlough you again, this time for sensitivity training. Or just to stop you from making dumb jokes.

Not Angel Berroa, Pete